April Fool

That's me, the April fool. Except that my foolishness isn't constrained by a single month. Oh no, I'm foolish throughout the year. With no breaks or holidays.

Here's something foolish. I was watching Glee tonight, catching up, and Blaine sang this. I completely teared up. It was such a beautiful cover. Then, I had a flash of clarity. "This is Phil Collins! What the fuck!"

I'm so sappy.

Triumphant Return!

I just signed up for 12 Zumba classes.

Is this my triumphant return? Or is it like the feathers I just got put into my hair? Passé and outmoded? Am I a Kate Gosselin wannabe?

Anyhow, I am hoping these 12 classes magically transform me into... less fat.