Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Weighty Matters

I've always thought I was fat. Now that I am actually really and truly fat, I wish I was the size I was when I thought I was fat, about 50lbs ago.

That said, I've now lost 13 lbs. The 3 from New Orleans, and 10 additional lbs. I'd be overjoyed if I could lose about 35 lbs more. Then I would be simply fat, and not FAT. That would be cool.

Next thing you know, I'll be strutting around in skinny jeans.

No, no I will not. Skinny jeans suck.

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